Picked up a copy of US weekly yesterday, and who's on the cover? The person I love to hate most.... yup, Taylor Swift. I can't place my finger on why I don't care much for her. It may be that mousy looking face, her wretched voice, her jacked up hair, ..... not sure, I guess it's all of the above, and the fact that money CAN buy you a record deal. Sorry...... the girl can't sing. Period. Listen to her live....... actually, don't. It's not good.
Anyways, she is on the cover with.....
JAKE GYLLENHAAL!!! WTF??? Are you serious? Is he really getting that desperate? She's a child for shits sake!!! She just graduated high school while he was wooing Reese Witherspoon!!! She writes/sings about BOYS.... not men.... BOYS!! And why, pray tell, is she writing about boys?? BECAUSE SHE'S A GIRL!! She's not a woman. She's in that awkward in-between stage. He is a full grown man. He is HOT! She is NOT! He is an A lister. She is.... WTF is she?? Talented.... um, maybe a tiny, little bit. But really Jake?? Taylor?? You went from Reese to her?? That's really just scraping the barrel for a woman. How sad.
I really like Jake. Brokeback Mountain?? Hello!! Not many actors could have done that movie and made it what it became. NO GUYS.... it's not a gay porno. It's a gay love story and it was AWESOME!!!!
So J and I sat here today thinking about what THEIR name would be.... you know Brad and Angelina= Brangelina......? We cam up with Jift, Jaylor (I liked the JaILor version, better) Jaytay, Gyllenswift, ..... See, their combined names even suck. Jake must feel like a real man now. He won the heart of a tween who was dumped by a JONAS BROTHER!!!! Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!
I don't know..... I'm just tired of seeing her mousy ass all over my WOMEN'S magazines. Can't she just stay on the cover of Tiger Beat and Seventeen for a few more years???
Well, that was my rant. I feel better.
I love freedom of speech! It lets me vent!!
Kerri, think of it like this.....when Jake goes all Prince of Persia up in that ass and then dumps here UGLY ass,,cause trust me its a guy thing,she may actually find the inspiration to write about something other that sugarplum fairies. It's not gonna help that ugly ass piehole of hers but after hers guts heal up maybe she'll grow the fuck up!!!!!! You do not go from Reese to Gaylor for love!! It's a notch in his belt. I just hope he has enough sense to put her head in a big brownbag so he doesn't suffer to much......so I'm going with GAYLOR. See I gotta little Yawk in me to :P
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