Just happened to notice that I haven't bitched...,. I mean, blogged, in a few weeks. Why you ask? I have no idea. Kind of been in a funk. Or I could still be in shock after receiving my out-frigin-rageous electric bill!!! Crap, don't get me started on that again!!
Let's see, what have I been doing....... well, I redid my living room and now it's a comfy, cozy, lay in the recliner, junk food eating, Jersey Shore watching womb. It's my happy place. Which, unfortunately, is not helping the muffin top issue that has crept up again. See, I quit hula-hooping and look what happened. I was even going to the gym 3 nights a week but since we got all that snow, I refuse to leave the house for anything other than the necessities..... wine, smokes, coffee.... you see where I'm going with that. I'm going to Florida for a few days next week and when I get back, it's back to the gym to widdle the muffin.
I'm in the process of outlining my new book. I've gotten some of it written and working on a proposal as we speak. SOMEONE PLEASE HIRE MY ASS TO WRITE!!!!!!!! Who wouldn't want a witty, smart-mouthed, tell-it-like-it-is writer representing their company?? I've seen some crappy books out there lately and figured the authors must have self published or blew the publisher because I now use those books pages as coasters, tissues, fire starters and whatever else they may be good for. Certainly not good for reading.
So, anyways, I'm back and I'm on a mission! Watch out New York Times Best Sellers List!!!!
My blogs are about whatever is ticking me off or interesting me at that moment. Usually all my posts are written from the bathtub, since THIS is where I do my best thinking!
Saturday, January 29, 2011
Friday, January 7, 2011
The Girl with the Golden Fingers ( like Ted Williams, but different......)
I'm in a pissy/tired mood and I'm just gonna do a little venting, so, sit tight and don't get your panties in a wad. This is just how I'm feeling.... right this second.
First.... Ted Williams. The "homeless guy with the golden voice." OK, yep, it was a nice, touching, gotta love second chances kind of story..... THE FIRST TIME. I never sit down and watch tv but today I decided to eat my lo mein OUTSIDE of the bubble tub. I know, right??? Anyways, I turned on Inside Edition and guess who?? Ted Williams. Ok, so it was a touch annoying but I dealt with it. Then, after commercial break, guess who again?? Ted Williams. This time it was Oprah talking about how she wants to hire him. (He should be pretty jazzed cause if Oprah looks at it, touches it, farts on it..... it turns golden!) Commercial. Oh, wow, guess who's on during this next segment? TED FRICKIN WILLIAMS!!! This time his children are watching him on tv, blowing him kisses, ya da ya da ya da. They acted like they hadn't seen him in decades. Which, is not true. Since his one daughter was telling how he comes and bathes and washes clothes at her house. That's besides the point. Look, here's my problem. You have a man that was a drug addict, an alcoholic and homeless. In less than 24 hours, he's been given job offers by Oprah, NBA folks want him to be the voice of the Cavaliers (I have no clue who they are but Darren, ya better be proud!), and he's already done one commercial... a voice over for Kraft mac and cheese. They are shooting this man all the way to the top in a matter of hours. He lived in a tent for shit's sake! Let the man get used to living like a MAN again... THEN bog him down with this crap. You don't think any of this might send him spiraling back down???
I did see, like a two second clip, of this woman who was doing yoga, with her naked infant, holding it by the wrists and ankles, swinging it back and forth, upside down, behind her back.... WTF??? Then that was it. Um, I hope someone called protective services on her ass!!! Really? Oh, wait, more Ted Williams.
Then, to top off the broadcast, some fine Nashvillian's, representing....... yes, the 77 year old grandmother who was arrested on New Year's Eve, driving drunk down the interstate in Nashville...... THE WRONG WAY!!! With her drunk ass grandson sleeping in the passenger seat. Nice.
This is why I don't watch tv during the day.
Maybe this is why I got a fortuneless fortune cookie today........... hmmmph.
First.... Ted Williams. The "homeless guy with the golden voice." OK, yep, it was a nice, touching, gotta love second chances kind of story..... THE FIRST TIME. I never sit down and watch tv but today I decided to eat my lo mein OUTSIDE of the bubble tub. I know, right??? Anyways, I turned on Inside Edition and guess who?? Ted Williams. Ok, so it was a touch annoying but I dealt with it. Then, after commercial break, guess who again?? Ted Williams. This time it was Oprah talking about how she wants to hire him. (He should be pretty jazzed cause if Oprah looks at it, touches it, farts on it..... it turns golden!) Commercial. Oh, wow, guess who's on during this next segment? TED FRICKIN WILLIAMS!!! This time his children are watching him on tv, blowing him kisses, ya da ya da ya da. They acted like they hadn't seen him in decades. Which, is not true. Since his one daughter was telling how he comes and bathes and washes clothes at her house. That's besides the point. Look, here's my problem. You have a man that was a drug addict, an alcoholic and homeless. In less than 24 hours, he's been given job offers by Oprah, NBA folks want him to be the voice of the Cavaliers (I have no clue who they are but Darren, ya better be proud!), and he's already done one commercial... a voice over for Kraft mac and cheese. They are shooting this man all the way to the top in a matter of hours. He lived in a tent for shit's sake! Let the man get used to living like a MAN again... THEN bog him down with this crap. You don't think any of this might send him spiraling back down???
I did see, like a two second clip, of this woman who was doing yoga, with her naked infant, holding it by the wrists and ankles, swinging it back and forth, upside down, behind her back.... WTF??? Then that was it. Um, I hope someone called protective services on her ass!!! Really? Oh, wait, more Ted Williams.
Then, to top off the broadcast, some fine Nashvillian's, representing....... yes, the 77 year old grandmother who was arrested on New Year's Eve, driving drunk down the interstate in Nashville...... THE WRONG WAY!!! With her drunk ass grandson sleeping in the passenger seat. Nice.
This is why I don't watch tv during the day.
Maybe this is why I got a fortuneless fortune cookie today........... hmmmph.
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