Somebody please tell me why the sudden obsession with blinging out the va-ja-jay? I'm reading my Cosmo, and what's on the cover? "Untamed Va-jay-jays- guess what sexy style is back?" Are you serious?? Has a va-jay-jay ever REALLY been sexy? Um, I think not.
This is the second magazine I've read, in as many months, that is talking about Vajazzling the va-jay-jay or accessorizing it with glittery applique's. WHAT????
Last month, one of my magazines even gave you templates that you could use to "landscape" the va-jay-jay in cute little shapes. Riiiiiiiiiiigggghhhhhttttt!!! How about, where the nair hits, IT'S GONE!!!
Ok, so I had no idea there were so many accessories for the va-jay-jay. First, you have your vag-bling, which is basically like bedazzling your girl parts. Nah. Or, you can go with the vag tattoo, which, also comes in glow in the dark tats. Nice. For those women who just think thier color is a little, I don't know, pale, you can find the "My New Pink Button" temporary dye. Yes, it comes in 4 different shades: Marilyn, Bettie, Audry and Ginger.(I almost bet Audrey didn't dye her cooch!) Look, I couldn't make this shit up if I tried. Now don't forget, if you have that dreaded camel toe, the Cuchini is an option. I'm not even gonna go into details.
I swear, this is crazy!! Honestly, I'm not gonna vajazzel my who-ha for ANYBODY!!! I may or may not landscape, just depends on how lazy I am the day I shave my legs. I'm certainly not going to dye it or tattoo it!! It's a funhole with hair! End of story. I'll vajazzle when I see a man naddazle! Not gonna happen my friends!!
My blogs are about whatever is ticking me off or interesting me at that moment. Usually all my posts are written from the bathtub, since THIS is where I do my best thinking!
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